every monday i walk through the math and science wing of one of buildings at my university. and every monday at 8:30 am the whole place smells like oatmeal.
i dont understand how someone could eat oatmeal every morning like that. sure its quick and easy to make, and i guess you could keep a ton of it in your desk or something and make a little batch in the kitchen. its probably a cheap breakfast.
i would get sick of it. i dont even like oatmeal when im out to breakfast or camping, and i certainly wouldnt want to eat it every day at work.
i think there is something wrong with people who enjoy eating oatmeal. and why do they call it hot cereal. its just hot goop. if you want to have hot cereal boil some kashi. thats hot cereal.
some people like eating bland foods. they must be trying to punish themselves or something. theyre denying themselves flavor. thats a lunatic thing to do.
have you ever eaten ramen without the flavor packet? thats what oatmeal is like i guess. but a lunch version. maybe that math professor has that for lunch. and plain egg noodles for dinner, no butter or anything.
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